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siosin:

In a galaxy far far away…

max–phillips:

Me, remembering Boba Fett fits in here somewhere:

huwusa:

jupiterscorpse:

jupiterscorpse:

would anyone like a summary. for laughs

okay so for those who wanna laugh at spn but dont feel like watching it;

episode starts out with dean going to a pie festival. sam mentions how he wishes cas and jack were there and dean is like “true. oh well”

meanwhile some vampire mimes (for real) kill a man and abduct his kids. basic motw stuff ensues.

theres a cameo of a girl from season 1? she talks for two seconds, they show a flashback, and then kill her immediately

sam and dean free the kids and fight the vampires and one of them pushes dean. then sam goes to leave but dean is like “somethings got me” and come to find out he was pushed onto a hook that stabbed him in the abdomen from behind. he refuses help and says some bullshit for 10 minutes and then bleeds to death. a fucking HOOK killed him. on a show about monsters. a hook.

so sam continues being depressed. he is alone. continues doing hunts.

meanwhile dean wakes up in heaven! its so cool! wow! everyone is there! (you dont get to see them though). he sees his car (in heaven) and decides to take a drive (in heaven.)

as dean drives (in heaven) you see a montage of sam. he is walking with a toddler with “dean” embroidered on his overalls. then he is playing baseball with an older boy. in the background, a blurry blonde woman watches them. i guess thats sam’s generic wife and mother of his child that we never get to know the name of or see without a background blur

the montage progresses. sam gets old. he’s in a hospital bed in his house. his now adult son tells him “dad its okay. you can go.” so sam passes away due to old man disease.

meanwhile dean finishes his drive and gets out of the car. sam appears behind him. dean says “hey sammy” and they hug and the camera pans away while carry on my wayward son plays.

thats it. thats the ending.

I never watched a single episode of Supernatural in my entire life and I felt disappointed while reading anyway

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clockworkrobotic:

DESPERATELY trying to figure out what the FUCK happened on supernatural tonight

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sandersstudies:

Is is true some people can’t put their eyes out of focus on command? In like 1-2 seconds?

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